Part two!!!!

So, part two of my little adventures!!! So, I go to church last sunday and meet the grandma. She greets and tells me to meet her in her office. I'm sitting in her office playing with watever was on her desk for about 5 mins unitl she walks in. Then we get down to business. She says to me "remeber that girl I told you about a couple weeks ago" I say "yes, grandmother". She leans in real close to my ear and whispers "her parents are divorced"(only two of us were in the room). I says "Oh, Really!!!" in a impulse kind of way still confused about the secrecy. So my grandmother clears it up. "She might be impure in the Lords eyes".  I still did not get it. After a few moments I got it. I was thinking to myself "Woah!!! This is intense!!!!". So,  Is it still cheating if you have a gf and your gradmother is looking for a wife for you??? I don't know the answer to that one.(SHHH!!! please don't tell my mother!!!!)

It was my friend Tom's birthday last weekend!!! It was awesome!!! They were passing around the digital camera and I couldn't resist the urge. In the middle of the restaurant I pulled my pants down and took a picture of my BUTT!!! It was Awesome!!! Somehow my butt is my faveorite body part. I love showing people my bottom. Explaining each scar on it. One from when i was 11 y/o and made Father angry(i'm j/p... not really.... but yeah!!!). One from the bug bite I got in Iraq and the blister didn't go away for 6- 8 months. And Countless others. Each representing a special time in my life.

Out of time.

Wife Hunt '07!!

Let The Games Begin!!

So, yesterday I go to my great grandfather's church that he started a long , long, time ago. There's a hal mu nii still there that used to work for my great grandfather. She is trying to set me up with a not a GF but a wife! So, she calls me to her office and says to me "would you be intrested in the piano player?" and of course me trying to be polite I says yes! This sparks off a whole chain of events. She then tells me to get my mother on the phone. Which takes about 2 mins to do. Then the grandmother asks my mom for permission for me to "look" at the girl. Yes, permmission for a Look! not only a look but a "peek". Of course my mother agrees to this idea. Then she proceeds to look for the females parents after service. Waiting patiently at the doors like the pastor would do to greet his congregation after his sermon. She then asks the females parents for their consent. and They agree to this idea.  Then, I get sent back to her office. This is where I recieve my intructions. I am only allowed a peek at this girl. If I look to hard it would be sinful!! They actually said that to me. They told me to go to the second service and comeback with my opinion. I go back and take my peek and she was pretty cute. I tried my best not to look to hard. After, service I told grandmother that I thought she was good looking. Then the pastor came up to her office and prayed for me to find the right relationship in Korea. and That was That. I go back next week for part 2.

Stay tuned folks... for part deux!

YES!!!! I'm out BABY!!!!! no more "yes sir" and "no sir".... it's my life now!!! I just wanted to thank everybody for praying for me and all the care packages i ever recieved in my life. 

i think i'm goin to stay in korea for another year though.... make some money and maybe find me a wife!! so all intrested please start filling out the appropriate applications and be sure to attach a 3x 5 photo of yourself...

I'm ouT!!!

Story time boys and girls,

When i was in Iraq my pratical joke to everybody in my platoon was to wait till everybody had one picture left in their roll of film and take a picture of my naked butt with it. I thought i t was so funny. So one of my buddies goes home, develops his film and shows his wife. Picture #1 is of this guy with his arm blown off all this blood everywhere, Picture #2 is of another guy with some shrapnel in his leg and blood everywhere... all his pics are pretty horrific blood and guts.... then finally they get to the last picture. His wife yells and drops all the pictures looking horrified. My friend turns to his wife and says "wat's wrong honey??" and she goes "wat is that?!?!" and he goes "that's just Choi's butt". the wife says "that is the most disgusting thing i've ever seen in my whole life!!". I thought that was hilarious!! Out of all these pictures of blood and guts my butt is the most disgusting thing she's ever seen!!

So Scary!!! I'm having surgery next week for a 1.5 cm dermatofriboma on the right buttocks adjacent to the gluteal fold. Which means I'm having sugery on my butt for bug bite i got 2 years ago in iraq that never went away!!!(pictures are available upon requests) It hurts so bad!! Whenever i get hit on it... it's like getting  getting hit in that area that really really hurts for males. 

45 DAYS!!! till i'm back home where i belong!!! Everybody get ready!!